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What people don’t realize about Russia, is that Russians eat much more than borsch and potatoes.  If you happen to go to Russia, nothing screams tourist quite like a giddy foreigner ordering borsch.  Anyone with an interest in beet soup can imagine how to make it as it doesn’t require a lot of imagination.  Fortunately, this is not a post about the betaine-rich root vegetable, but rather a dynamic soup called solyanka.

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This is a picture of the solyanka that we made in our Russian cooking class while visiting St. Petersburg this past summer.  I know you think it looks like a hodge podge of random leftovers found in your refrigerator thrown together in a pot and called soup.  However, that is often a description suited for Midwestern hot dishes.  Solyanka contains layers of flavors that are unearthed on every bite.  It is hearty enough to serve as a main meal (lunch) but is adequette to serve as a first course. Solyanka can be made in three different ways: vegetarian, meat or fish based, all of which are savory and hit the head on the umami factor.  However, I decided to make this version beef based, just as we were taught on our trip by Chef Tsvetkov Oleg.

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an intimidating character

I mostly followed this recipe and then tweaked it according to my memory of what we ate in the motherland, as well as what could be surmised from the first photo of this post.  In order to ensure the best possible solyanka,  I drove all over th city gathering ingredients.  My first stop was Kowalski’s to take advantage of their fresh olive bar – much to my delight they also had gherkins!  A little over $9 later, I was heading toward my favorite neighborhood butcher, Everett’s where I ordered a fresh-cut sirloin steak (~ 1#) and a hot polish sausage (I know that everyone in South Minneapolis is all about Clancey’s, but we closer to East Lake than…a lake.  Moreover, the guys at Everett’s are top-notch AND they smoke some killer jerky).  Eleven dollars later, I was out of there and on my way home to start making soup.

I cubed the sirloin in to pieces measuring no more than 1/4″ on each side and threw them in the pot with about eight cups of water.  Because I bought more steak than the recipe required, I compensated by adding an extra two cups of water.  As the beef and water became broth, I fried up some bacon, threw that in the pot, as well as sliced the Polish and threw that in as well.  With all of the meat accounted for, I moved on to the vegetables.

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I cut up an onion and the pickles and sautéed them in the same pan as the one I cooked the bacon in, leaving just enough grease to cook these veggies.  When the onions started to become translucent, I added a generous amount of tomato paste and continued to sautée all of it for a few minutes before dumping the entire contents of th pan in to the pot with the water (now broth) and meat.  I felt as though something was still lacking.  There were so many delicious flavors and textures roaming around in the pot, but I  wanted something more substantial.  With that I cubed up two or three medium sized Yukon potatoes and threw them in the pot as well.  After which, I added four bay leaves (ZOMG I know!  It’s so many!!!) and let the soup cook itself on low heat until it was time to serve.  In the meantime I got to bask in the homey aroma emitting from the large pot on the stove.  Thirty or so minutes before serving, I added fresh olives to the pot and let it finish cooking.

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I garnished the soup with some fresh sprigs of dill, a generous squeeze of a lemon wedge (as well as the wedge itself) and a dollop of sour cream.  This soup has it all: a savory base with the meat, sour with the lemon, gherkins and olives,  rich and creamy with the sour cream and a hint of fresh with the dill sprigs.  With the complexities contained in this soup, I don’t understand why borsch is solyanka’s constant rival.  Who says there is no diversity in Russian food?

on a similar note…

Lady Gaga’s video for her single Bad Romance premiered today.  Of it, she explains:

“There’s this one shot in the video where I get kidnapped by supermodels.
I’m washing away my sins and they shove vodka down my throat to drug
me up before they sell me off to the Russian mafia.”

On the dawn of the anniversary of the collapse of the Berlin Wall, David and I invited friends over for dinner as we hosted a Russian themed meal.  It has been a plan in my head since coming home from a visit to St. Petersburg this summer.  The plan taking place on the weekend before the anniversary of the fall of communism was merely a coincidence.  Despite as much, we started the night off in the only appropriate manner: drinking the last of our Russian Standard Vodka purchased in the motherland.

Most people only know about three things about Russia:

  1. Russians drink a. lot. of. vodka.
  2. Communism and its father Karl Marx
  3. Vladimir Putin’s pecs.

Despite my strange interest in all three areas, I will only answer to the first point.

Russians do drink a lot of vodka.  When you go to a decent restaurant, you will be served, without ordering, a shot of vodka and you are expected to drink it right away whether it is lunch or dinnertime.  If you are out to eat with a group of people, you will order a bottle of vodka for the table and everyone (who wants to) is given a shot glass to partake in the bottle.  It actually isn’t that difficult to go through an entire bottle in one sitting.

I needn’t explain the plusses of drinking vodka at lunch or dinner.  Instead, I will merely point out the other main reason why Russians drink so much vodka.  They live in RUSSIA.  Do you even realize how far north people live in this country and how cold it can get?   We weren’t even 60 degrees north of the equator while in St. Petersburg, it was summer and it was kind of chilly.  Think of the people who live 9 degrees further north and even further north than that – how else are they going to stay warm?

Lastly, vodka is the national drink and literally means ”little water.”  However, it was not until 1893 when Dmitri Mendeleev (who you may remember from such places as the Periodic Table of Elements and Mendelevium) researched the properties of the spirit to determine that the optimum alcohol content for drinking should be 38% (it was later pushed to 40% for taxation purposes) and was written in to law.  A little more than a decade later, Mendeleev was nominated for the Nobel Prize in Chemistry for his work on the Periodic Table of Elements.  Because of grudges and arguments conducted by a certain committee member, Mendeleev was not awarded the honor despite two nominations. To get back on point: Russians take their national drink seriously.

With that, it should come as no surprise then that the Russian vodka we drank was beyond exceptional.  It was impeccably pure and no matter how much I drank, I did not once encounter even a glimpse of a hangover.  The vodka we drank was just as good to take shots of as much as it was to sip.   Because of this, it was most unfortunate that the bottle of Duty Free Zarskaya vodka was confiscated in Germany.  :::Sigh:::

Since this visit, I have come to realize that we can and should own shot glasses and should not fear seeming like a Frat House.  Shot glasses do not make a frat house; light up beer signs do.

A few weeks ago, some friends and I went apple picking.  I picked THE HELL out of some of the fruit heavy trees.  Like, I picked 13 pounds of apples.  More apples than anyone else picked.  At home, we ate a lot of them; I made a pie, I made some pork chop dish  and we ate them with with cheese as dessert one night.  You may think all of these things would take care of 13 pounds of apples.  It does not.  So I came to a near final resort: applesauce (but not pork chops and applesauce).  It was nearly the easiest thing to make, and I understand I make this claim often.  But seriously, applesauce is the easiest thing you can make.  It’s even made easier because it virtually requires no ingredients, save some cinnamon..if that’s what you are in to, like me.  This time when I say easy, I mean EASY.

Step 1:  Slice apples and remove any innerds.

Step 2:  In a pot/Dutch oven/heavy bottomed sauce pan add water (apple cider if you’re so fancy, which I am) until it’s about an inch high (thick?) in the pan of coice.

Step 3:  Turn on burner.

Step 4:  Place your apples in the pot (Harrelson and Goldencrisps or some Honeycrisp rip-off as seen here).

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Step 5:  Cover pot and wait about 20 minutes until apples are really soft.

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Step 6:  Run softened apples through a food grinder.  If you do not have a food grinder use a potato masher and do it by hand (The only drawback to this will be the skins, which obviously cannot be mashed.  Instead, think ahead!  Do you have a food grinder?  NO.  Cut off skins before boiling.  OR. Do you have a food grinder?  YES.  Keep skins on.)!

Step 7:  Put mashed apples back into pot.  Add cinnamon.  For the 8 or so apples I used, I added about 1 teaspoon of cinnamon.  It was lovely.

Fin.

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See?  Easy breezy!  The best part of this entire process was when David came home and taste tested it.  Wearily he asked how much sugar was in it.  I was proud to say that there was no added sugar.  Homemade applesauce is pretty much the easiest and healthiest dessert.

Nature – 1, Factory Processed Foods – 0.

When Honeycrisps were still fresh and not reaching the mealy apple season, I bought some of the most excellent cheese (St. Andrew someone cheese and Taleggio) from the Seward Co-Op to pair with them for dessert.  Apples and cheese make t met the same standards as the cheese and apples.  such a beautiful pairing, but what our household was missing were crackers that met the same standards.  We HAD crackers.  In fact we HAVE HAD crackers in the pantry.  As in for years.  Sitting there.  not being eaten.  Suffice to say, they were not up to par.  After this discovery, I made it my point to make my own crackers.

Using the Information Superhighway, I rediscovered the Daring Bakers Lavash Cracker challenge.  The recipe they used came from page 178 Peter Reinhart’s The Bread Baker’s Apprentice, which we luckily own (yeh!).  If you aren’t so lucky, you can find the recipe here.  The only thing I changed with this recipe was the inclusion of using my mixer rather than kneading and rolling by hand.  I used the dough hook to knead and I used our new pasta roller to roll the dough out super thin…

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…which obviously doesn’t make for an interesting picture.  I started out on the first setting and went as thin as the fourth or fifth setting.  I ran the dough through each setting in between a few times to get a smooth texture as well as the right shape and length.

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I also opted not to cut the dough.  After it was rolled thin, the shape it was in was the shape it baked at because I preferred the rustic appearance of the crackers after they were snapped in half and in other shape.  However, some Daring Bakers took Reinhart’s cutting suggestions and created very beautiful Lavash straws.

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Despite the colorful picture in the book featuring a rainbow of spices and seeds, I instead stuck with Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper as toppings for my crackers.  I may have over seasoned them though.

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super artistic presentation

These crackers were too fabulous on their own that we completely forgot about the cheese and crackers.  Perhaps this is just a new excuse to make more though?

The New York Times Magazine is my favorite part of the Sunday Paper.  It is all mine and I can take all week to read it.  No one else is dying to grab it from my (always) cold hands and I can wrinkle and crinkle it all I want with no care.  After The Ethicist, the Food and Recipe Redux page is the best (that is, if the cover story blows).

Two weeks ago, the article featured not so much a food, but a condiment: Worcestershire sauce – the most complicated tongue twister featured in the spice cabinet.  Because I enjoy making things more difficult than need be, I opted to try out the 1876 Worcestershire sauce (or click here if you don’t/can’t want to sign in) recipe sent in to the Times by an unnamed source.

It is not so much difficult, nor is it time-consuming.  Rather, it just needs to ferment for a long time.

DSCN1738Because I did not have enough apple cider vinegar, I was forced to half the recipe.  I also did not have any mace or cayenne.  I proceeded without the mace, but in place of the cayenne I added one part paprika and one part pepper.  Then for the hell of it I added a teaspoon of chili powder.

DSCN1739Everything went in the jar, I gave it a good shake then I put the date on the lid.  Every couple days (or sometimes everyday…) I give it a good shake.  I’ll take a picture each week and post it so you can see if it looks any different or not.

Then, in one month’s time I will have spent more money and time making my own Worcestershire sauce than it would have cost to buy the $1.25 bottle of the same product.

Have you seen all of the adorable baby pumpkins at the store?  Maybe you noticed the stickers on them saying something about pie.  Perhaps when you went apple picking all of the baby pumpkins had a sign nearby also proclaiming “PIES!”  Believe it or not, making a pumpkin pie does not have to include aluminum can, much less a can opener.  That’s right, you can create your OWN pie filling.

Start of by buying one of these small pumpkins (~8″ in diameter…or has a pie sticker/sign on it).  Nature did her job and made them much sweeter than the giant Jack-O-Lanterns that you typically want to buy to carve some garrish design in to.  Don’t be tempted though – get the little guy.  Using a sharp knife, perhaps a bread knife, cut it in half, cut the stem off and remove (but save!) the seeds.  Clean out the other goop and pop your baby pumpkin in the oven at 350F for about 40 minutes or so.  Treat it like any other squash.  When it is done baking, let it cool.

While you’re waiting for it to cool, make your pie crust.  Seriously!  Don’t waste money and get one of those pre-baked cardboard tasting crusts.  That’s disgusting and quite frankly,  you’re better than that.  You know that, right?  In fact follow the crust recipe here, but cut it in half.  It’s super easy and quick.

Now that you took the time to make the crust, your pumpkin cooled!  Peel the skin off and cut the pumpkin into small enough pieces to toss in your food processor.

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Don’t use the pulse button.  Just. Turn. It. On.  Keep it running until the pumpkin is so smooth that you could drink it.

Now that your pumpkin puree is made, and your pie crust is par baked, you are ready to get going on the Sweet Melissa’s Ginger Custard Pumpkin Pie!  This recipe mostly appealed to me because I had all of the ingredients on hand, and it was pretty different: 1) It has no corn syrup in it, 2) It encourages you to use fresh pumpkin puree (yeh!), 3) it has ginger in i, giving the pie some spice 4) It does not have nutmeg.  Crazy stuff, right?  All of this appealed o me for the above reasons, but it also didn’t matter because I don’t care for pumpkin pie.

Her recipe is very straight forward.  The only thing that I changed was the amount of ginger.  As  I pulled the fresh ginger out of the refrigerator (is that even where you are supposed to store it!?) and eyeballed a 6 x 1 inch piece, I was taken aback and scaled the amount down to a 4 x 1 inch piece.   Aside from this, I followed the recipe to a T.  For that reason and the fact that it is so straight forward, (and taking pictures of scalding cream never look good, much less appetizing) I think you should just run with it.

But, here is a picture before I baked the pie…

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Look.  At. That!  So silky smooth.  So custardy, so sexy!

I have this problem with custard and more liquid based pies (or other goods) where I am really hesitant to pull the item out of the oven in fear that it did not bake through all of the way.  I understand the jiggle test, but how much jiggle is enough?  Or too much?  Should it jiggle at all?  It’s a very confusing aspect of baking things like this for me.  I couldn’t be more embarrassed than pulling it out too early and someone cuts in to it and it’s liquidy in the middle.  The horror, the HORROR!

In an effort to bypass any liquid incidences, I left it n the oven 10 minutes or so longer than what Melissa recommends, which may or may not have been good, since after cooling, the pie was pulling away from the crust.

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No matter.  Because we are not permitted to keep a lot of treats and baked goods in the house (watching our figures and all…) I sent it to work with David where it was gobbled up.  It got high praise because it was made with fresh pumpkin puree and was different and spicy!  Change up your all recipes, toss out the HFCS and pre-baked pie crusts and give this a try this Autumn.

For the last four weeks, I have been a housewife.  My current unemployment affords me the ability to spend a lot of time in the kitchen (in slippers and unpregnant mind you), cooking, baking and I am constantly menu planning whether seriously or merely gathering ideas from various sources.  I attempted to make gnocchi several weeks ago.  It was an utter failure and I threw it away before anyone else laid eyes on it…then I asked if we could get a burger.  This time, understanding my failure and with knowledge of how to fix it, I followed the recipe from the October issue of (the now defunct) Gourmet Magazine and  made some killer sweet potato gnocchi.

After baking, cooling and peeling the potatoes, I cubed them up and threw them in our food processor.  I do not own a food mill, nor a potato ricer – though I have considered purchasing them both, only to conclude that it is another kitchen gadget I don’t really need.  Nevertheless, I processed them until I had a very smooth result (absolutely no chunks of any kind).

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Because creating gnocchi is no different from creating any other kind of dough, I decided to throw the smoothed potatoes with the eggs, spices, cheese and flour into my mixer and mix until just combined rather than knead by hand.  Because you are dealing with a flour product, you never want to over-beat it in fear of a tough product – it is usually best to mix until just combined, unless you are instructed otherwise (like for bread).  I added more flour and cheese than what the recipe called for, but I understood that the desired product was a dough based one so the texture needed to reflect that.

When I attained the right texture, I roped these guys up!  Try as I might, I just could not form the gnocchi into the attractive cylinder with tine markings as are common in gnocchi.  Instead, I made a pillow shape.  With the handle of my fork, I created a small well in the center to hold the sauce, which is really the only reason to struggle and make tine markings, aside from tradition I suppose.

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While I waited to get a large pot of water to come to a rolling boil, David came home with the sage and fried it up. Because I could not find chestnuts at the store, I opted to use the pecans we have in the pantry to give the dish the crunchy texture that I assumed the recipe was trying to achieve.  We used the same pan and oil from the sage and gently roasted the pecans while boiling the gnocchi until it floated to the top.  After removing the pecans from the oil, David added the butter to the pan to create a very simple sauce (anything heavier would have overshadowed the various flavored of this dish), and we lightly pan-fried the gnocchi in the sauce for a few seconds before it was plated.

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From bottom to top, it went like this:  sauce covered gnocchi, parmesan cheese, pecans, and fried sage leaves on top.  Though the flavors were simple in themselves, the combination was complex and hearty – perfect for autumn.

I got into making candy.  Really, I. Got. In. To. Making. CANDY.  I’m not one much for peanut brittle, or any nutty candy (Nut Rolls being an exception – weird) but figure that I am not like a lot of people and since this candy was for other people, I tried my best to please them.  Let’s face it, peanut brittle, while charming during the winter doesn’t fit in with the other six months of the year.  Until now.

Never having a candy making extraordinaire  in my family, I didn’t have reliable recipe and like most things, utilized the Internet to find a recipe which conformed to ingredients I already had on hand.  That’s when I came across this recipe.  It is really straight forward and full proof so long as you keep your watchful eye on the thermometer (which you already learned when we made caramel).

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The peanuts I bought were roasted dry peanuts from the big box grocery store from the bulk section.  You get a lot more bang for your buck when buying in bulk rather than buying jars and jars of Planters.
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Maybe at this point you’re wondering what’s so great about this peanut brittle that makes it different from your Christmas kind and thus appropriate at other times of the year.  The method has been the same, the ingredients have been the same.  So What gives?

Stop.  Go through your spice rack and scour it for some spicy goodness.  I don’t have a spice rack so I had to go through the spice cupboard and took out some cayenne and red pepper flakes.  I  merely eye balled the amount I put in (I also thought this was a good idea since I already drank four beers at the time) and hoped for the best.  If  had to guess though, I’d say I put in a teaspoon of red pepper flakes and maybe a tablespoon of cayenne.
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You can really see how the cayenne changes the color of the brittle.

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You can see the color more here as the candy is nearly done.  It just needs to cool and harden.  I poured all of the contents of the pot on to two Silpat sheets.  If you don’t have Silpats, pour onto greased cookie sheets.  Using my hands, I stretched the candy and distribute the peanuts, but not so far as to have any peanut-free pieces.  When it fully cooled I broke it into individual pieces.

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It was hard to decipher how much cayenne and red pepper flakes to add.  I like spicy things spicy and this did not fulfill that for me.  However, the spices were also not distributed evenly, so I may have had some weak pieces.  This merely means that I will have to try again!  More on that later…

Going between measurements, or increasing/decreasing recipes can involve a lot of math.  That is, unless you know off the top of your head how many ounces are in a cup, or how many teaspoons are in a pint and so forth.  Here is a chart to help you get to the bottom of any conversion.  It is easy to remember but I keep it on a scrap of paper on the refrigerator for quick reference when I can’t be bothered to use my memory.

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(Gallon, Quart, Pint, Cup, Ounce, Tablespoon, teaspoon)

G

4        Q

8        2       P

16      4       2     C

128    32     16    8     O

256    64      32   16    2   T

768    192    96    48   6    3   t

How to read the chart

There are 16 Ounces in a Pint.
There are 48 teaspoons in a Cup.
There are 64 Tablespoons in a Quart.

and so on…

Happy converting!

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